Novelty Swimwear Collector Pillows

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Clown on bike.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

House sale.

Mankini - One size fits all.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Monkey Business

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

Med School Mascots.

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.