Pool Lounger Gifts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It's like some space alien came to town and said, 'No fun allowed' in this city!'"

'Oh, that's Fred.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Delivery."

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"