Pool Lounger Mugs

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"It's like some space alien came to town and said, 'No fun allowed' in this city!'"

'Oh, that's Fred.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"How?"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"Delivery."