Park Lounger Mugs

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"I love this tree almost as much as I love you."

I don't exercise. A little guilt is by far the lesser of two evils.

'People have been feeding us at this sport for years. A few of us decided it's time we gave something back.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

Summertime in the city

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"My feet are cold."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"How?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Delivery."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.