Swimming Pool Lounger Gifts

Outlooks

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

Rock - see you in a million years!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Summer Reading Group"

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"How?"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Delivery."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Gone to seed.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'