Tech-savvy Pool Lounger Gifts

'Let's call it a modern way of working!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Delivery."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Sick person curled up at home

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

Outlooks

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'