Tech-savvy Pool Lounger Pillows

'Let's call it a modern way of working!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Lounging by the pool

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"Delivery."

Sick person curled up at home

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Outlooks

Champagne and Oysters

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'