Park Lounging Pillows

"I want my tombstone to say 'unoccupied'."

'Not that net!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'