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'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'George! This way quick!'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Relaxing on a sofa

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

Happy Brithday

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Living next door to area 51

"Take us to your feeder."

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Mower Repair

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

God builds the first lawn mower.