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'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'George! This way quick!'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Happy Brithday

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Relaxing on a sofa

Beware of the Lawn

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Take us to your feeder."

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Mower Repair

God builds the first lawn mower.

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'