Home Relaxation Expert T-Shirts

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

My God, I need to fart.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Coffee

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Relaxing on a sofa

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'