Home Relaxation Expert T-Shirts

"I've only seen him wound up like this once before, and that time, when he finally DID relax, he shredded the couch to pieces."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"Streaming"

Coffee

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

How the goat got square eyes.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Relaxing on a sofa

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."