Couch Expert T-Shirts

'We interrupt our regular programming because nobody much is watching anyway....'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

TV-Man

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

Binge Watch

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Goal!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I see a couch."

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

E-Z Livin'

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team