Seasonal Sofa Expert Gifts

'The long winters really have an effect on Greg's mood.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Big screen TV.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

The sofa freshly made up...

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Holiday Overkill.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Flexible working

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Chillaxing!

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Darling, it's so this season."

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'