Seasonal Sofa Expert Prints

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Big screen TV.

'She'll never look for me here.'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"The couch hates me Jane!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The sofa freshly made up...

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Holiday Overkill.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Chillaxing!

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"I'm not so sure anymore where the sofa ends and you begin."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."