Sovereign Gifts

'I've misplaced my keys to the kingdom.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

In Difficulties.

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Queen reigning.

'I realize it's not much of a war, but it's all we can afford right now.'

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

The spanish coronation

The unexpected breaking up of the seminary for young ladies

Evo Morales

God save the Queen.

The King Can Do No Wrong

"I remember when you used to hold a scepter instead of that remote."

"We're going to have to erase your search history."

Remote controlled jester.

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Servants - The Governess

"I try to be royal without being regal."

Butler asking to leave because the governess now reads him prayers rather than the master

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"Can a ten year old really declare his room a self-proclaimed state?"

Greece and the EU

'Why don't they ever try to overwhelm me with tax funds?'

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

"Go ahead. Assert our sovereignty."

'Of course I didn't announce the election -- it was a secret ballot!'

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

Spare the Rod

'I told you this whole 'King of the wild frontier' thing would go straight to his head!'