Storybook Sovereign Gifts

''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'

Bookworm Sleepover

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Treasure Island Book.

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Well did he?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

fairy tales

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

Free Little Library

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Dating in Oz