Storybook Rebel Gifts

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Treasure Island Book.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

"Well did he?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

fairy tales

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"Hmmm... there's something not right here..."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.