Storybook Rebel Pillows

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Treasure Island Book.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Well did he?"

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

fairy tales

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"And they lived happily ever-after? Well, maybe you should find out who their financial advisor is."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."