Storybook Revolutionary Pillows

"Once upon a time and a half..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Bookworm Sleepover

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Little Princess.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Treasure Island Book.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Well did he?"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

fairy tales

Witch Hardware

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Free Little Library

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"