Storybook Revolutionary T-Shirts

"Once upon a time and a half..."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Little Princess.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Treasure Island Book.

"Well did he?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'They are known as 'The Magnificent Seven'!'

"If only we had adventures like in this book. I wouldn't even know where to begin to look..." "You may find, fun is always on my mind! Shall we take the weego my amigo?"

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Witch Hardware

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

fairy tales

'The bad news is the Big Bad Wolf is coming. The good news is I've got some great rates on Homeowner's Insurance!'

Sun and the Moon step out.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

Free Little Library

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."