Storybook Surrealist T-Shirts

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Artist

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

Little Princess.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Where the wild things were."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Well did he?"

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Surreal ale

"Things are looking up!"