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'There's nothing on.'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

Convenience.

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Surreal ale

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

allovertheplace.com

Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Window in the Sky.

The Great Rainbow of China