Urban Surrealist T-Shirts

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'There's nothing on.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

COVID Vaccine

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Hedge Car

Just another day at Helium Farm

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Super Infinity Motel

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

"This is about life on another planet."

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Street musician enterprises.