Urban Surrealist Pillows

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'There's nothing on.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

COVID Vaccine

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Hedge Car

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

Super Infinity Motel

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

"OK, have you found your ‘happy place’?"

An artist waits to ambush an easel

Street musician enterprises.

"That must be Java Man!"

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'