Generic Surrealist Pillows

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Dreams I have had...

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

allovertheplace.com

The Great Rainbow of China

Window in the Sky.

Breakfast surreal.

Ball Pool Peril