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"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Surreal ale

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Ball Pool Peril

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The Great Rainbow of China

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'