Syntax Surrealist T-Shirts

"That must be Java Man!"

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Dreams I have had...

Surreal ale

"Things are looking up!"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

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Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The Great Rainbow of China