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'I march to a different arithmetic.'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Escher exhibition first floor

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'