Sum Surrealist Mugs

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The Great Rainbow of China

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