Romantic Surrealist Mugs

Marriage Counseling.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Paul Klee

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

"Things are looking up!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Salvador Dali's cats.