Outdoor Surrealist Mugs

"... But, you said on your dating profile that you preferred the 'outdoor type'."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

allovertheplace.com

The Great Rainbow of China

Window in the Sky.

Breakfast surreal.

Ball Pool Peril