Outdoor Surrealist Pillows

"... But, you said on your dating profile that you preferred the 'outdoor type'."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Convenience.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Dreams I have had...

Surreal ale

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

allovertheplace.com

Ball Pool Peril

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The Great Rainbow of China