Surrealist Art Lover Pillows

How to get Ahead.

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Croquet using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Croquet balls

Firing Squad with Teddy

"Boy, did I have a weird day at work today!"

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

"It's the oddest thing, about half way through, I completely forgot how to build houses."

Elephant on skates crossing.

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Shrinking beggar.

Battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'

Suit with a wardrobe of men.

Raincloud Umbrella

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Camels Crossing Sand Trap.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'Woah the cartoon's sprung a leak again!'

'Guess who?'/'My brain.'/'I'll have to start disguising my voice.'

'Well, it's time to leave this cold world. Follow me to where it's always warm and comfortable - the chip pan.'

Flushing The Toilet

Ship in a Bottle Rescue

The Artist

Diner.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

Convenience.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Giant Monster in Bath

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Dreams I have had...

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.