Romantic Surrealist Pillows

Marriage Counseling.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Paul Klee

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Surreal ale

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"I can't WAIT to see it."