Lover Of The Surreal Pillows

'And for the artsy crowd, Benson, from accounting, will repeat my words through interpretive dance.'

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Raincloud Umbrella

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Thermidor Dali

"I can't WAIT to see it."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

allovertheplace.com

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Larry! Swine flu!"

GLOO!

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"