Admires The Surreal Pillows

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

Raincloud Umbrella

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

How information mingles in our brains

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

allovertheplace.com

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Police lineup

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Skinhead guppy.

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

It's from his Swiss period

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

David Lynch

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'The day has come.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'