Admires The Surreal Mugs

"The doctors...say...they've never...seen...another case quite...like...it."

Raincloud Umbrella

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

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How information mingles in our brains

Police lineup

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Larry! Swine flu!"

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Skinhead guppy.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'The day has come.'

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'Same-old, same-old, Lew, so anything new with you?'

"You have a Picasso?"