Fans Of Surreal Art Mugs

"Psssst! Jimmy, wake up man! I think you're having a nightmare!"

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

Guy stranded in litterbox desert.

"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. They've got levitating lounge lizards."

The Artist

Diner.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Giant Monster in Bath

Slinky Cow World

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Ball Pool Peril

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

"Meow...."

Escher's Dog

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

The Salvador Deli

'The day has come.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Newton discovers surrealism

Scuba diver in shark's water cooler.

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.