Internet Surrealist Pillows

The Artist

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

Convenience.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The Great Rainbow of China

Ball Pool Peril

allovertheplace.com

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'