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Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Convenience.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

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Sausages!

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'