Street View Surrealist Pillows

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

Diner.

Raincloud Umbrella

'There's nothing on.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Ball Pool Peril

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The day has come.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Just another day at Helium Farm

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Super Infinity Motel

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

Grim Singer

Spoon Size Shredded Yeti

Valuation of Heaven