Subway Surrealist Pillows

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Mirages Of NYC Summer

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Breakfast surreal.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Flower Painting

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Meow...."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

Just another day at Helium Farm

Salvador Deli

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I gave on the E train."

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Shoppers of Mystery.

Awkward customers.

The Salvador Deli.

Super Infinity Motel

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"This is about life on another planet."

Valuation of Heaven

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."