Commute Surrealist Pillows

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

Flower Painting

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

Dali Clock

Just another day at Helium Farm

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Super Infinity Motel

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

"That must be Java Man!"

Valuation of Heaven

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

"This is about life on another planet."

The bus home.

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'