Commute Surrealist Pillows

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

Flower Painting

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Meow...."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Dali Clock

Just another day at Helium Farm

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Super Infinity Motel

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"This is about life on another planet."

Faithbook

Valuation of Heaven

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

"That must be Java Man!"

The bus home.

'I now pronounce you man and wife...'

Secateurs and non-secateurs