Subway Surrealist Gifts

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Mirages Of NYC Summer

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Breakfast surreal.

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

"Meow...."

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Just another day at Helium Farm

Salvador Deli

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"I gave on the E train."

Targeted Advertising

Awkward customers.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Super Infinity Motel

The Salvador Deli.

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Valuation of Heaven

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"This is about life on another planet."