Subway Nostalgist Gifts

"I miss complaining about the subway."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

Subway Thrillers

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

The return of Miss Subways

"I gave on the E train."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

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Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Except moles, madam."

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

Gin Lane.

'...The hidden charges...mind the hidden charges...stand clear...'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

"Re-routing again."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Rat's Tube Map - Left endright end.

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Blacksmiths

A caveman emerges from a subway

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'