Subway Philosopher Gifts

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Evolution in action.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

The return of Miss Subways

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I gave on the E train."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Targeted Advertising

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Sidewalk the game

Bank

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Small Talk Therapy

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Opium Den 2019

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.