Subway Philosopher T-Shirts

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Evolution in action.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

The return of Miss Subways

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"I gave on the E train."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

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Sidewalk the game

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

Bank

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.