Subway Satirist T-Shirts

'Mind your own business' section

We are being held momentarily to annoy Karen's girlfriend, who's been waiting at the restaurant for, like, twenty minutes.

Reach out and touch someone.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Next Turd 8:35

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

Beware of the Lawn

Suburban street.

The return of Miss Subways

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"I gave on the E train."

Autumn Leaves

Targeted Advertising

Traffic Lights Medicine

Metrocard error messages

Lex Ave Express

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

Tortoise is snail taxi.

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

'Looks like they have their own problems with suburban encroachment.'

Old woman on a stair lift to Heaven

Titian's Venus of Mamaroneck

The Privatization of the MTA.

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'