Supermarket Surrealist Gifts

Shoppers of Mystery.

Awkward customers.

Saint Peter's self-serve kiosks.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Just another day at Helium Farm

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Eye of Newt Helper

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Super Infinity Motel

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"This is about life on another planet."

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

Valuation of Heaven

"That must be Java Man!"

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'