'Not the most censurable thing you've every done, but I wouldn't brag about it.'
Supermarket Rebel Gifts
Looking for a gift for your supermarket rebel? Find witty mugs, playful t-shirts, and fun prints that capture their creative and rebellious attitude in everyday shopping adventures. Perfect for those who break the mold and have a unique take on life’s routine. Surprise them with something that reflects their bold personality and love for standing out in the crowd.
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'
"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."
"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"
Lockdown casserole
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"
Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing
"Fresh pepper spray?"
'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'
'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'
'and then stand in dish for two hours.'
Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...
"I'm unable to process this image."
Pirates at the mall.
"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."
'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
Blog Breakdown
Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?
'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'
"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"
"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."
"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."
'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'
Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.
Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'
'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'
Recipes.
"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"
Supermarket Rebel Gifts Collection
Supermarket Rebel Mugs
Looking for more rebellious and witty products? Check out our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the supermarket rebel vibe.
Supermarket Rebel Pillows
Add personality to their home with pillows that celebrate their supermarket rebellion and love for humor.
Supermarket Rebel Prints
Brighten up their space with prints that showcase the fun and rebellious side of everyday shopping adventures.
Supermarket Rebel T-Shirts
Complete their wardrobe with our playful and rebellious t-shirts designed for those who love to challenge the ordinary.