Restaurant Rebels Gifts

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Garlic Free Zone.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Valet park only"

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Do not think outside the box!

Pirates at the mall.

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"It drives me mad when people act as though we had nothing to do except write moronic memorandum..."

'Sorry, you failed the aptitude test.' -'Thankfully I own the company.'

Blog Breakdown

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'