Supermarket Surrealist Mugs

Shoppers of Mystery.

Awkward customers.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"This jury may not be swayed by any defense that relies on emotion."

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Meow...."

Flower Painting

"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

Eye of Newt Helper

Just another day at Helium Farm

Frozen Food - Pick Your Own

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Super Infinity Motel

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'These krill seem awfully surprised to see us Gepetto.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"That must be Java Man!"

"This is about life on another planet."

Valuation of Heaven

Till malfunction

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Man with balloon dog meets dog with balloon man.

Alma and her Flying Wall-To-Wall Carpet

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket